Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I need to align my fucking chakras
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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