I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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