would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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