Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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