I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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