Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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