Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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