we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
did you just send me my own nude
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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