So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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