To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
