You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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