I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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