Your dad touched me again.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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