Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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