Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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