There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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