brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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