he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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