We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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