Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
