I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
My balls are so social today.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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