i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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