Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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