i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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