Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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