Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
No subtext here. People are naked.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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