you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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