dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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