i don't like sucking hair
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
