ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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