yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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