Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Small penises have feelings too.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
