i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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