if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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