508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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