This girl is more easily done than said...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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