I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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