so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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