Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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