my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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