The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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