Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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