What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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