We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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