do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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