STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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