Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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