Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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