Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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