Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Randomize
