I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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