i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Randomize
