I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I don't think brook has ever known best
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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