so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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