we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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